HotRodCarts
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Guitars, Guns, Girls & Golf Carts, we could cover a lot of ground with that song. I'll work on it.
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StreetGlide
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But to make it a "classic": Guitars, Guns, Girls, Golf Carts and BEER!
Down to the bar to have one beer, the girls started screaming "the golf carts are here"!
We all looked-out and sure as chit, they were all lined-up down near the pit.
The golf carts are here, the golf carts are here, and I just came to have one beer.
There in line was HRC and Phil, Gonzo, Andy, and even GB is here.
Calleeen, Dirty, Nubs were next, then T-Dawg, Essness and Gorno,,,,perplexed?
The golf carts are here, the golf carts are here, and I just came to have one beer.
The guitars started, along with a fiddle, I pulled out my harp and got right in the middle.
The girls went wild and jumped in the carts, we knew that a race was about to start.
H, Dirty, Nubs and B, Andy and Cal I couldn't see, found-out later they had gone to pee.
Essness decided it was time to begin, pulled-out his gun and shot himself in the shin.
All the rednecks that had gathered and had more than a few, pulled-out their guns cause they wanted the fun too.
The bullets started flying and the crowd began to cheer, here came the drivers, but they were not holding a beer.
As their carts disappeared into the west, GB could be heard screaming, "mine is the best"!
The carts were here, the girls were too, the guitars were picked, the fiddles too.
The guns were fired, the Rednecks passed-out, the drivers were seen just wondering about.
Gorno was seen picking a daisy and HRC was picking and singing "Beer is good, God is great and Rednecks are crazy".
and I went down for just one beer.
Down to the bar to have one beer, the girls started screaming "the golf carts are here"!
We all looked-out and sure as chit, they were all lined-up down near the pit.
The golf carts are here, the golf carts are here, and I just came to have one beer.
There in line was HRC and Phil, Gonzo, Andy, and even GB is here.
Calleeen, Dirty, Nubs were next, then T-Dawg, Essness and Gorno,,,,perplexed?
The golf carts are here, the golf carts are here, and I just came to have one beer.
The guitars started, along with a fiddle, I pulled out my harp and got right in the middle.
The girls went wild and jumped in the carts, we knew that a race was about to start.
H, Dirty, Nubs and B, Andy and Cal I couldn't see, found-out later they had gone to pee.
Essness decided it was time to begin, pulled-out his gun and shot himself in the shin.
All the rednecks that had gathered and had more than a few, pulled-out their guns cause they wanted the fun too.
The bullets started flying and the crowd began to cheer, here came the drivers, but they were not holding a beer.
As their carts disappeared into the west, GB could be heard screaming, "mine is the best"!
The carts were here, the girls were too, the guitars were picked, the fiddles too.
The guns were fired, the Rednecks passed-out, the drivers were seen just wondering about.
Gorno was seen picking a daisy and HRC was picking and singing "Beer is good, God is great and Rednecks are crazy".
and I went down for just one beer.
HotRodCarts
Cartaholic
LMAO... Nice SteetGlide.
You need to post that one in the WCAH thread...
Been working on it Streetglide. How about this for a start HRC?
D.............................A......A......D.............G..........................................D
Down to the bar to have one beer, the girls started screaming "the golf carts are here"!
D..................................A.....A...D.......................E........................................A
We all looked-out and sure as chit, they were all lined-up down near the pit.
(chorus)
.......G...................................D...................................E......................A
The golf carts are here, the golf carts are here, and I just came, to have one beer.
.......G...................................D....................................E...............A
The golf carts are here, the golf carts are here, and even GB is here
D.............................A......A......D.............G..........................................D
Down to the bar to have one beer, the girls started screaming "the golf carts are here"!
D..................................A.....A...D.......................E........................................A
We all looked-out and sure as chit, they were all lined-up down near the pit.
(chorus)
.......G...................................D...................................E......................A
The golf carts are here, the golf carts are here, and I just came, to have one beer.
.......G...................................D....................................E...............A
The golf carts are here, the golf carts are here, and even GB is here
HotRodCarts
Cartaholic
TDAWG,
Sounds good. I'll break out a guitar later and give it a shot.
Sounds good. I'll break out a guitar later and give it a shot.
HotRodCarts
Cartaholic
Don't forget trucks...
StreetGlide
New Member
You know, I believe you got that correct!
I must be losing "it". Who sang those words? (I'll remember tomorrow)
I must be losing "it". Who sang those words? (I'll remember tomorrow)
HotRodCarts
Cartaholic
"David Allen Coe"
Well I was drunk, the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got ran over by a damned ol' train
Well I was drunk, the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got ran over by a damned ol' train
StreetGlide
New Member
YOU SURE DO HAVE SOME BEAUTIFUL "GUIT-FIDDLES" THERE, HRC!
I remember going to Union Grove, NC several times back in the 60's, sittin' (or whatever) on a blanket (with my favorite gal), listening to the "raw" true Appalacian Blue Grass. Talk about "pickin and grinnin" (teeth or no teeth)! Then my interest turned to the Memphis true Blues sound. Some of the best was heard walking the ally behind the Peabody Hotel. I'm sure many of us have great memories based on the guitar and harmonica sounds of years ago!
I remember going to Union Grove, NC several times back in the 60's, sittin' (or whatever) on a blanket (with my favorite gal), listening to the "raw" true Appalacian Blue Grass. Talk about "pickin and grinnin" (teeth or no teeth)! Then my interest turned to the Memphis true Blues sound. Some of the best was heard walking the ally behind the Peabody Hotel. I'm sure many of us have great memories based on the guitar and harmonica sounds of years ago!
HotRodCarts
Cartaholic
Thank you sir!
StreetGlide
New Member
How in the heck could I forget that?
HotRodCarts
Cartaholic
Well I bought another one last night. 65 Fender Stratocaster in near mint condition. It's not 100% original but pretty close. If the wife finds out how much I spent on this one she wouldn't be happy...
HotRodCarts
Cartaholic
I'm playing tonight with a band at a Blues Bar a few towns away. I'm definitely nervous lol. It's been a couple years since I played in a bar and I have never played with this band before. I heard them a couple years ago and they are a real good blues band so the pressure is on tonight.
HotRodCarts
Cartaholic
Thanks Nubs!
HotRodCarts
Cartaholic
I had a great time last night. The first couple of songs I was nervous and struggling a little. But when I saw people were really into the music it calmed me right down, could of been those free drinks though
I met a bass player and a drummer and we're going to get together Tuesday and do a little playing here at my place and try to get a band started.
I met a bass player and a drummer and we're going to get together Tuesday and do a little playing here at my place and try to get a band started.